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[i am a raging faggot who loves big dicks]

...I made this thread, too.

Just so you couldn't.

*STICKY!*

[Sword Saint]

Fuck you >=[

[i am a raging faggot who loves big dicks]

(1:04:36 AM) Me (AIM): I love how people are joygasming over the smallest things.
(1:04:40 AM) Me (AIM): "LOOK AT THAT QUICK EDIT BOX!"
(1:04:46 AM) Chris (Superbus): Like that quick edit? *___*
(1:04:50 AM) Chris (Superbus): ... Fuck.

[I Fell In Love With Judas, then I got Herpes]

[22:02] <Commissar_Cornflakes> Blacky Wacky is not a /b/tard
[22:02] <Commissar_Cornflakes> he wouldn't know most of those memes if he saw them
[22:02] <Commissar_Cornflakes> and you fucking did candlejack wrong, you have to say his name before he'll kidna
[22:02] *** Commissar_Cornflakes has quit (Quit:)

also

[22:03] <judas> we need
[22:03] <judas> a chat quotes thread
[22:03] <Commissar_Cornflakes> then do your duty
[22:03] <judas> for fess5
[22:03] <Commissar_Cornflakes> and chat quote it
[22:03] <Commissar_Cornflakes> I'll make an exception for that thread
[22:03] <Commissar_Cornflakes> and create it
[22:03] <Blacky Wacky> Too late.
[22:04] <Commissar_Cornflakes> FUCK you
[22:04] <Blacky Wacky>
[22:04] <Blacky Wacky> no thx

Edit:

[22:41] * Togieduo rapes leftylink.
[22:42] <Togieduo> How dare you to show up as guest.
[22:42] <leftylink> hey I didn't choose the nick
[22:42] <leftylink> have mercy on my helpless soul
[22:42] <leftylink> I yield to you O mighty conqueror
[22:42] * leftylink kneels
[22:43] <Togieduo> ...
[22:43] <Hasen-Nobi> He's sucking up to you! Attack!
[22:43] <Togieduo> He's getting in a perfect position. ^_~
[22:43] * Togieduo zips his pants open.
[22:43] <leftylink> -__-""
[22:43] <Judas> a leftylink is fine too
[22:43] <Judas> now
[22:43] <Judas> PECKER ON THE CHEEK
[22:43] <Judas> give et 2 hem
[22:43] <Togieduo> You read my mind, Judas...
[22:44] * Togieduo gives leftylink a pecker on the cheek.

[♂♀]

[15:00:13] <Mow_Yun> !8 Should LG kick SoC for that question?
[15:00:15] <InfiniBot> Absolutely.
[15:00:17] <Mow_Yun>
[15:00:18] <Lord_Glenn> k
[15:00:21] * Shadow_of_Chaos was kicked by Lord_Glenn (Lord_Glenn)
[15:00:22] * Shadow_of_Chaos (~SoC@sa-172123AE.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has joined #fesschat
[15:00:22] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Shadow_of_Chaos
[15:00:28] <Lord_Glenn>
[15:00:33] <Mow_Yun> :']
[15:00:33] <Shadow_of_Chaos> !8 Should Lord_Glenn kick himself for massive fail?
[15:00:35] <InfiniBot> Heeeellll no!
[15:00:38] <Mow_Yun>

[♂♀]

[15:04:42] <Blacky Wacky> THE BUS
[15:04:43] <Blacky Wacky> IS BEING DRIVEN
[15:04:47] <Blacky Wacky> BY ME
[15:04:51] <Adam_Monroe> Plus, Ephidel just looks Shitty.
[15:04:54] <EpicFailGuy> IS IT THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS?
[15:05:07] <Adam_Monroe> It'd be better if there was Official art of his Hood down, but.
[15:05:08] <EpicFailGuy> !8 Is Blacky Wacky Mrs. Frizzle?
[15:05:09] <InfiniBot> Of course.
[15:05:19] <Blacky Wacky> Ephidel looks fine, but not on that skin.
[15:05:25] <EpicFailGuy> OH SHI-
[15:05:28] <Blacky Wacky> (Which needs some darkening. Or, perhaps, some Blacky Wackying.)
[15:05:34] <Adam_Monroe> !!!
[15:05:50] <Blacky Wacky> (The reason the banners need to be identical is that I will be using the same on the main page)
[15:05:58] <Mow_Yun> oh shi-
[15:06:02] <Mow_Yun> Blacky Wacky is driving the superbus
[15:06:18] <Adam_Monroe> !8 Is Blacky Wacky driving the Superbus?
[15:06:19] <InfiniBot> Fuck yeah!
[15:06:20] <Mow_Yun> ~_~

[♂♀]

[15:47:39] <Darkslime|ActuallyDoingWork> Twilkitri
[15:47:48] <Darkslime|ActuallyDoingWork> i has a question
[15:47:49] <WyvernSageLord> :<>
[15:48:17] <WyvernSageLord> :<>
[15:48:58] <Psyco_Haro> try slapping it
[15:49:05] * Darkslime|ActuallyDoingWork slaps his question
[15:49:18] <Psyco_Haro> I meant the bot
[15:49:42] <Darkslime|ActuallyDoingWork> oh.
[15:49:45] * Darkslime|ActuallyDoingWork slaps Twilkitri
[15:49:48] <Twilkitri> you rang

[Jedor]

<EpicFailGuy> But it's the god damn mother fucking Hypnotoad!
<+Darkslime|ActuallyDoingWork> if Hypnotoad is fucking mothers who are damned by God
<+Darkslime|ActuallyDoingWork> i must admit, that seems pretty fail-tastic to me

[i am a raging faggot who loves big dicks]

(1:19:30 AM) Chris (Superbus): Dear, even I could look good in back of that team, and I don't know if you noticed lately,
(1:19:40 AM) Me (AIM): ...
(1:19:43 AM) Me (AIM): *points THAT WAY*
(1:19:44 AM) Chris (Superbus): I'm having problems jogging a quarter mile because of my current job.
(1:19:51 AM) Chris (Superbus): ... Oops!
(1:19:51 AM) Me (AIM): *THAT WAY*

...

(1:23:57 AM) Me (AIM): FESS Pirate Captain: best badge ever
(1:24:03 AM) Me (AIM): upside-down Dart > Tate
(1:24:11 AM) Chris (Superbus): tate is better
(1:24:13 AM) Chris (Superbus): simply because
(1:24:16 AM) Chris (Superbus): I would rather fuck Tate.
(1:24:21 AM) Chris (Superbus): That's really all that matters, you know.
(1:24:22 AM) Me (AIM): SHE'S TWELVE
(1:25:27 AM) Chris (Superbus): SHE IS NOT 12.
(1:25:32 AM) Me (AIM): 14?
(1:25:33 AM) Chris (Superbus): (Which veteran group in the drop down is male)
(1:25:36 AM) Chris (Superbus): Like, 17.
(1:25:37 AM) Me (AIM): (last one)
(1:25:52 AM) Chris (Superbus): AND THAT'S FUCKING LEGAL IN CANADA \p/
(1:25:54 AM) Chris (Superbus): Hell,
(1:25:56 AM) Chris (Superbus): that's worthy of...
(1:25:58 AM) Me (AIM): That's legal here, for me.
(1:26:03 AM) Chris (Superbus): NAUGHTY BY NATURE SMILY!
(1:26:07 AM) Me (AIM): I can legally fuck a 15-year-old, god knows why.
(1:26:18 AM) Chris (Superbus): Hip hop HORRRRRRRRRRAY! /o/ /o/
(1:26:26 AM) Chris (Superbus): HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! \o\ \o\
(1:26:36 AM) Chris (Superbus): HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!! /o/ /o/
(1:26:41 AM) Chris (Superbus): HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! \o\ \o\

[Lord Fuckboy]

[03:23:53] <+Darkslime> \
[03:23:55] <+Darkslime> '
[03:23:56] <+Darkslime> '
[03:23:58] <+Darkslime> '
[03:23:59] <leonidas> '
[03:23:59] <+Darkslime> '
[03:24:01] <+Darkslime> '
[03:24:02] <+Darkslime> "[]
[03:24:04] <+Darkslime> \]
[03:24:05] <+Shadow_of_Chaos> Darkslime, this CANNOT be news to you.
[03:24:05] <+Darkslime> ']']\\
[03:24:08] <leonidas> '
[03:24:19] <+Darkslime> \wait
[03:24:20] <_> desu
[03:24:25] <+Darkslime> i was cleaning out my keyboard
[03:24:26] <+Darkslime> sorry

[03:39:55] <Jedor> "What need would anybody outside of the US (and maybe Canada to a far lesser extent) have for knowing the states in the US?"
[03:40:17] <Jedor> lulz
[03:40:34] <+Darkslime> no more need than I have for knowing the regions in Japan
[03:40:49] <Jedor> *A few minutes later*
[03:40:59] <+Darkslime> Shit, I'm in Japan, where the hell am i
[03:41:02] <_> bombings
[03:41:04] <Jedor> "Well obviously the Mexicans need to know the states they're sneaking into."

[Togie Togs]

<Big_Knife> So yeah. Like I've been asking for the last day. DO YOU EVER SLEEP, DUDE?
<Togieduo> ...sleep? What's that/
<Togieduo> *?
<Big_Knife> Seriously...you sleep less than ME.
<Togieduo> Well, I guess it's time for that.
<Big_Knife> But then I can't make you do my PHP coding. >:o
<Togieduo> ...night!
<Big_Knife> :(
<Big_Knife> jerkface.
<Togieduo|Sleep> :-*
<Big_Knife> :(
<Togieduo|Sleep> 8===D (^_^)
<Togieduo|Sleep> Have a pecker on the cheek.
<Big_Knife> o.o
<Big_Knife> I am so scared.

Big_Knive = Blacky Wacky.

[♂♀]

[06:28:10] * Hag1 (~Hage@sa-9DF198C5.singnet.com.sg) has joined #fesschat
[06:28:17] * Hag1 is now known as hag1
[06:28:28] <Mow_Yun> ??
[06:28:30] <hag1> why is my ghost here
[06:28:32] * hag1 (~Hage@sa-9DF198C5.singnet.com.sg) has left #fesschat
[06:28:37] <Mow_Yun> you mean, my chat name?
[06:28:44] * hag1 (~Hage@sa-9DF198C5.singnet.com.sg) has joined #fesschat
[06:28:45] <hag1> ghost
[06:28:47] <hag1> f*ck =_=
[06:28:49] <Mow_Yun> :[
[06:28:53] <Nathan> Yea, in the right hand croner.
[06:28:58] <hag1> how do i get the ghost to die
[06:29:04] <Mow_Yun> /ns ghost?
[06:29:15] <hag1> /ns ghost
[06:29:24] * Hage (~Hage@sa-E8D95C22.singnet.com.sg) Quit (Ping timeout)
[06:29:27] <hag1> wow
[06:29:27] <hag1> that
[06:29:28] <hag1> worked
[06:29:29] * hag1 is now known as Hage

[I Fell In Love With Judas, then I got Herpes]

More win headed your way.

* EpicFailGuy (Russel@sa-75CC4B81.dhcp.mtpk.ca.charter.com) has left #fesschat
<Jedor> +i
<~Blacky Wacky> Baek_Changpo: He makes plenty.
* Blacky Wacky sets mode: +i
[A long time later...]
<Judas> hahaha
<Judas> FESSers are getting pissy about +i now.
<Holyn> I forgot about +i
<Judas> I've been lol'ing this whole time because no one -i'd.
<Holyn> Yeah that might not be too good
<Judas> Standing room only, amirite.
* Blacky Wacky sets mode: -i
<~Blacky Wacky> oops.
<~Blacky Wacky> THEY SHOULD HAVE KNOCKED
<~Blacky Wacky> GAWD

[Uriel Ventris]

<Judas> let me kick mad_fredin!
<Blacky Wacky> it'll save you
* Blacky Wacky sets mode: +h Judas
* Judas slaps Mad_Fredin around a bit with a large trout
<Judas> whoops
* Blacky Wacky sets mode: -h Judas
<Judas> wrong command
<Judas> shit
<Blacky Wacky> hoptrout
<Lord_Glenn> FAIL

[i am a raging faggot who loves big dicks]

I enjoy chatlogging myself, because I'm cool enough to.

   <Blacky Wacky>   Commissar_Cornflakes...?
   <Blacky Wacky>   Commissar_Cornflakes!
   <Blacky Wacky>   Commissar_Cornflakes...!
   *wait*
   <EpicFailGuy>   Commissar_Cornflakes
   <EpicFailGuy>   Commissar_Cornflakes
   <EpicFailGuy>   Commissar_Cornflakes
   <EpicFailGuy>   !
   <Commissar_Cornflakes>   What, EFG?
   <Blacky Wacky>   Commissar_Cornflakes?
   <EpicFailGuy>   See
   <EpicFailGuy>   Blacky Wacky wants you
   <EpicFailGuy>   Commissar_Cornflakes is like Beetlejuice
   <Blacky Wacky>   I want you to pay close attention to what I have to say, Commissar_Cornflakes. Are you listening?
   <Commissar_Cornflakes>   Yes :?
   <EpicFailGuy>   You have to say his name three times
   <Commissar_Cornflakes>   ...yes
   <Blacky Wacky>   Do I have your attention?
   <Commissar_Cornflakes>   Yes
   <Blacky Wacky>   You lost the game.
   <Commissar_Cornflakes>   FUCK YOU
   <EpicFailGuy>   FUCKER
   <Commissar_Cornflakes>   I just lost the game
   <Lord_Glenn>   ...fuck you Blacky Wacky
   <MageInTraining>   o_o?
   <Lord_Glenn>   I haven't lost in like 5 months
   <Lord_Glenn>   >

[Jedor]

<~Blacky Wacky> Babies take forever to grow up anyway and never turn into productive members of society
<~Blacky Wacky> I'd rather have the food it would take to keep the baby alive.

<~Blacky Wacky> The titanic sheer Christfucking awesome of Dwarf Fortress almost compares in size to my dick.
<+Dazuro> Huh, I thought you said it was a good game?

[Togie Togs]

[00:03] <Commissar_Cornflakes> I'm going to make Blacky Wacky ban infinibot if you retards keep quoting it
[00:03] <Commissar_Cornflakes> in the chat quotes topic

[Jedor]

<Chaz_Turbo> Its not the bot's fault that people aren't funny enough without it.

<EpicFailGuy> !8 InfiniBot, are you gonna get B&'d?
<~InfiniBot> Fuck yeah!

[♂♀]

[19:55:03] <Mad_Fredin> holy shit
[19:55:12] <InfiniDick> yes, my son?

[i am a raging faggot who loves big dicks]

!8 has been removed.

I'd like to thank everyone who made it necessary by being complete shitting dicknipples over it, and I'm reconsidering busting my ass to make FESSDeathmatch just so you can fuck it up.