It's been a while since the last Nigerian scam thread

[YokaiKnight]

So here are my Cote d'Ivoire spam emails, and my replies.

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from   vivian kenn <vivian_kenn@sohu.com>

From: vivian kenn
Abidjan - Cote d’Ivoire
Dear,
Please, do not be embarrassed with this letter as we have not seen or met before. My name is vivian ken I am the only issue of my father Late Mr. Sodjo kenn, a wealthy cocoa merchant in the Northern part of Cote d’Ivoire, who was killed during war. My late father deposited the sum of Ten million five hundred thousand United State Dollars 10.5 million USD with a finance security company here in Cote d’Ivoire before his death. Dear, due to political situation in Cote d’Ivoire, I want you to assist me to transfer this money to your country and invest it in any available business line of your choice, as well help me to come over to your country to continue my education. Please dear, reply me urgently so that I will introduce you to the finance security company director as my family foreign partner as well my guardian for the transfer of this money to your country. I wait to welcome your reply as soon as posible. Thanks a million times for your concern and your capable assistance is highly needed in this transaction, basically due to your reputations and your enlightenment of handling issues to a standard solutions.

Thanks alot.
vivian kenn

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from   YokaiKnight   
   
Herro vivian kenn,

Am very preased vat you contracted me for fis oppertunity. I want moneys from Irovy Crote d'ivoire and i hope you wirr herp me if I herp you. prese respond quickry so dat we may begin transactrun.

Verry Good Ruck VIVIAN KENN!!!
- Mr. Dixie Wrecked

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Dear Mr. Dixie Wrecked,
 
May this message bring you more hope and benefit in your life. I have red your mail and i understood what you mean with sincerity to help an orphan  for my relocation abroad after you have received the box of money to the security company.
 
The question is this, are you going to take me as your daughter after you might have receive my inheritance from the security firm where it was deposited? You have to repromise me that you will not deny me neither would you intend to betray this trust am about to repose in you??????
 
 Again are you a christain? Are you married? Please answer with sincere and honesty  with your detail informations both telephone number,  and your home address, so that after i receive it from you , i will be writing an official letter to the security company where mty late dad deposited the metalic box as you being the rightful foriegn partner to my late dad who willreceive the metalic box on my behalf.
 
One thing is very confidential, the security company where the metalic box was deposited does not know the content fo this box as my late dad did not disclose the real content to them for safety and security reason.
 
I will be very greatful to meet with you soonest and would love to speak with you immediately i have your telephone number.
 
I wait for your urgent message.
 
Your truely,
 
Miss Vivian Kenn.

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ViVian kenn,

I am very grad 2 see you respondid! I hear you asked me a questions in your retter to me and so i wirr gain your trust by asnwering de questions you have provyded.

First I promise to adopt you as my dawter. it is true if you ret me receive the money into my from the security you wil be very safe in America as my duaghter. I ray my reputation on the rine to say i tryst you!

I am a very devout Cristian who arways berieved in God from the day I was a very young boy. Arthough I am not married I wir stirr be abre to keep you safe in America for the transfer of your funds.

If dese conditions r satisfactory den prease respond in an onrine message to this emair. Then I will be grad to send you my personer detairs such as phone number!

Your very good friend,
Dixie Wrecked

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Dear Mr. Dixie Wrecked,
 
Thanks for your mail and your assurance to me. I will not wait to relocate to abroad after the inheritance is being received by you. I am soo happy that what you told me is what you are going to do, so that my life in your country will be  a better life and continuation of my studies under your care.
 
Please i am waiting for your information so that by monday, i will submit it to the private security company  for them to contact you as the foriegn partner to my late father who will receive the box of money on my behalf.

 
Your truely,
 
Miss Vivian Kenn.

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from YokaiKnight

ONCE AGAIN WE MEET VIVIAN KENN...

Trury apocarypic deaf has come. You now KNOW MY CONTACT INFORMATION OF GOD:

By terephone prease reach me at a number 7202591388. by retter prease send me writing at dis address:

1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington, DC 20500

Here is for the most secret communicatinos 2 avoid guvarment detection by enemias in United State who may want to take your inheritance from God! Use it to avoid dangerous terrorists and you can arso carr me by phone. So I hope you can! Use information to contact me. And i hope to hear from you soon.

9001 bressings upon you!
-Sgt. Cpt. Dixie Wrecked


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The last email I sent a minute ago.

[Thunk00]

Why didn't you give your real contact information? Don't you care that you're probably ruining this poor orphan's life?

[Derpicane]

http://www.419eater.com/

[CrazyDitto]

 

I'm almost afraid to check my mail, now. Those bastids are persistent.

[Foxy-Woxy The Sandwich Scout]

Funny. I've never received anything like this before.




Not that I'm complaining.

[YokaiKnight]

Why didn't you give your real contact information? Don't you care that you're probably ruining this poor orphan's life?

Who said the number wasn't real? Call it.

http://www.419eater.com/

so basically this is what im doing

[I Fell In Love With Judas, then I got Herpes]

i got the email from vivian kenn too. I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL

[SlippyToasterTrooper_UK]

You know these things are real and we all do is laugh...

I saw a reconstruction (based off a true story) on the internet

[Crystal Shards]

If I get a couple of those, I copy and paste the e mails then send them to each another.

Haha.