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« Reply #20 on: August 31, 2008, 03:55:42 PM » |
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Bee Movie IS the WORST MOVIE EVER. Why's that? It wasn't the best thing ever, but I kinda liked it.  |
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« Reply #21 on: September 01, 2008, 09:28:53 AM » |
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Why's that? It wasn't the best thing ever, but I kinda liked it. The bee started talking to the woman, and she was like "AHH" and in 5 seconds they were talking normally, just to name one of the several stupid stuff D:. Dunno DMA, but I found no humor, nor any cute element a la Nemo |
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« Reply #22 on: September 01, 2008, 01:51:40 PM » |
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I can count the number of movies I've seen and disliked on one hand, but the first and worst was Max Keeble's Big Move. Dumb.
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« Reply #23 on: September 01, 2008, 02:16:30 PM » |
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« Reply #24 on: September 01, 2008, 06:04:48 PM » |
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I just saw it today, and I must say... it sucked.
Disaster Movie.
Believe me when I say I didn't pick it... t'was either that or The House Bunny, and I would've rather seen Star Wars: The Clone Wars or Tropic Thunder a second time.
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« Reply #25 on: September 01, 2008, 06:22:14 PM » |
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From what I've seen, The House Bunny sounds like a lot more fun than Disaster Movie. I mean, seriously, Disaster Movie features Kim Kardasian. You don't get much more talentless than that.
Worst movie? Oh, God... Well, ignoring the kiddy movies that mostly suck... House of the Dead, I suppose.
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« Reply #26 on: September 02, 2008, 04:47:55 PM » |
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Most of the worst movies I've seen are the ones anyone could predict would be terrible, but I'll list them anyways. I can't really pick a number one, they all suck in different ways:
-Legally Blond 2 -I didn't laugh once. The original was great, and at the end of the first one Elle was supposed to have grown more mature, but at the beginning of this one she was stupid again. wtf?
-Shrek the Third - Again, not funny. The commercials made it look great, but I didn't realize they included every remotely funny scene in the movie. I almost walked out of the theater.
-Solaris - Boring Sci-fi movie with George Clooney. It had nice production and cinematography, but seemed to lack a plot. I don't mean the plot was stupid, it just wasn't there. The movie kind of just kept going, and then stopped without any sort of rising action or climax.
-Black Hole - The weirdest fucking Disney movie ever made. This almost gave me nightmares as a kid. Just... weird.
-Man of the Year- I can hardly review this movie because I turned it off after 20 minutes, the only movie I've ever done that to. There appeared to be no script, and it was mostly filled with comedians patting each other on the back for being funny many years ago.
As far as just plain bad movies I've seen, there's just too many to list: AI, Casino Royale, Knocked Up, Eragon, Borat, 300, Dreamgirls, The Golden Compass, Spanglish, Closer, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, 50 First Dates, The Da Vinci Code, etc...
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« Reply #27 on: September 02, 2008, 07:07:55 PM » |
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-Solaris - Boring Sci-fi movie with George Clooney. It had nice production and cinematography, but seemed to lack a plot. I don't mean the plot was stupid, it just wasn't there. The movie kind of just kept going, and then stopped without any sort of rising action or climax.
 if you think Clooney's was bad, you should try the 1972 Russian original. It was 2 hours and 45 minutes of absolute nothing. Compared to the original, Clooney's was intense. ~_~ Plus, the characters in Clooney's film were actually very nicely developed. Also, despite my overall distaste with the movie, the story was very complex and deep, you just hafta squint to appreciate it. That ending was poorly executed in Clooney's IMO, but in the 1972 version you really get the feel for this suspenseful, mysterious ending. So...yeah. Also, I remembered another movie. Sweeney Todd. Gah, it was like watching a crappy high school play with more blood. |
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« Reply #28 on: September 02, 2008, 08:14:59 PM » |
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^ All the makeup set the stage great. And then they throw in all that cheap, fake blood and the effect is ruined. If they'd executed the blood like the do on CSI (say, blood splatter onto a wall, or something), then it would have looked much better.
I didn't actually watch the Golden Compass... it looked THAT bad from the previews.
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« Reply #29 on: September 03, 2008, 10:03:39 PM » |
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I'm going to assume you mean 'Worst', and go with 'Leeches!', but any Sci-Fi Original Film will do, really.
Yeah... Most Sci Fi movies suck but I watch them for the lulz factor. Oh yeah my worst movie probably Super Bad *gasp* A movie about two guys trying to get beer for some chick so he MIGHT hook up with her. Pretty boring too. |
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« Reply #30 on: September 05, 2008, 05:47:16 PM » |
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Yeah... Most Sci Fi movies suck but I watch them for the lulz factor.
Oh yeah my worst movie probably Super Bad *gasp*
A movie about two guys trying to get beer for some chick so he MIGHT hook up with her. Pretty boring too.
You found Superbad boring? Then again, I liked Napoleon Dynamite too so I guess I was bound to love it. |
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« Reply #31 on: September 05, 2008, 06:41:48 PM » |
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You found Superbad boring? Then again, I liked Napoleon Dynamite too so I guess I was bound to love it. Well there were a few funny parts... I think I only laughed 3 or 4 times so yeah. Although my friends were laughing almost the entire time. Especially during the credits... (DICK WIZARD!) *shudder* |
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« Reply #32 on: September 06, 2008, 02:18:21 PM » |
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Cabin Fever offended me profoundly. There's another one that makes no sense. Why does the kid suddenly start spinning around and doing flying kicks, and why do the locals, including the police, all suddenly turn homicidal? I don't even want to know.
Strangely that's the only one I can think of right now. Possibly because if I suspect a film is bad I usually try to stay away from it. That's why I've avoided the [Something] Movie films like leprosy. Same goes for Shrooms.
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« Reply #33 on: September 11, 2008, 03:41:31 AM » |
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BoNam'oLafs Usually my spider senses keep me away from all bad movies. But once one of them miraculously slipped by: Steven King's Golden Years *shudders*     After watching I had the desire to look up at Wikipedia just from which depths of hell that came. Actually it was a cancelled TV series cut into a film. The original cliffhanger at the end was replaced with a one minute ending. |
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« Reply #34 on: September 11, 2008, 12:01:31 PM » |
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You found Superbad boring? Then again, I liked Napoleon Dynamite too so I guess I was bound to love it. I didn't really like Superbad or Napoleon Dynamite, myself... Or Knocked up, 40 Year Old Virgin, or Pinapple Express, though I wouldn't say they're among the worst movies out there. |
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« Reply #35 on: September 12, 2008, 02:41:58 PM » |
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Oh yes! Shrek the Third was shit!!! I was hoping something even better than Shrek 2 and they gave us that shit..
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« Reply #36 on: September 12, 2008, 06:27:53 PM » |
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This is a tough one. I haven't necessarily seen films that I hated more than anything, but I didn't like them either. Only few films I have seen were brilliant, but this is a topic about the worst movie I have seen so posting those movies here would be pointless.
Let's see now ... since I don't actually have a film which I can consider to be the worst film I have ever seen in my entire life, I'll just name two movies in which I expected something good, but ended up being below average:
- Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (I give a thumbs up to the trailer though)
- Spider-Man 3
While not incredibly bad, those two films disappointed me a great deal. I expected some "oomph" in it, you know? Sadly, the only "oomph" I got was the part where that short man fell back because of the huge recoil from firing the cannon (this scene was from Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End by the way).
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« Reply #37 on: September 13, 2008, 08:54:24 AM » |
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To be fair, they had a really bad time limit to do everything in [in reference to Pirates] IIRC
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« Reply #38 on: September 13, 2008, 01:02:42 PM » |
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To be fair, they had a really bad time limit to do everything in IIRC
Same happened with the Matrix trilogy. The first one was really good because they had it all planned out, but once it got big they had to make it into a trilogy within a relatively short time limit, so the last two ended up rather average, especially compared to the first. |
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« Reply #39 on: September 13, 2008, 11:10:23 PM » |
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Same happened with the Matrix trilogy. The first one was really good because they had it all planned out, but once it got big they had to make it into a trilogy within a relatively short time limit, so the last two ended up rather average, especially compared to the first.
==I believe that's more a result of lacking larger surprising plot points to reveal (though yeah, time limits may have worked against it too). The second movie I find wholly entertaining, if less entertaining than the first by a bit, but the third was just kind of lame, because it lacked all that existentialist feeling to it. And especially the ending. |
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