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« on: November 13, 2008, 09:37:51 PM »

Well guys, FESS is going out with a bang it seems. But it's not gone just yet. So with what time we have left, whatsay we do something?

Post the quotes that happened on this board that you find the most memorable, be it hilarious and whatnot!

Aw, hell! If you guys can remember anything memorable that was said before FESS5, then bring on in!

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« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2008, 09:44:09 PM »

Everything that ever flowed from my keyboard.
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« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2008, 09:46:02 PM »

Everything that ever flowed from my keyboard.

This
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sports gyms, as opposed to like, non-sports gyms, where people go to not work out.
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« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2008, 09:49:13 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2008, 09:51:50 PM »

Ugh! Alright then, I'll post a few of my own that I can think of!

Quote from: Superbus
Double posting because I'm fucking God.

Quote from: Mad_Fredin
There's more chances of Pelleas getting killed by a huge pink elephant than there are of him dying over pride. If he DOES die over pride, I'll fucking eat Sigurd's pants!

I might bring in more! D<
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« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2008, 09:55:17 PM »

I am the most quoted man on the entire board. If I had this much wit as a teenager, I would have gotten laid more in high school.
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I am the most quoted man on the entire board. If I had this much wit as a teenager, I would have gotten laid more in high school.
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« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2008, 10:03:02 PM »

"I'll fuck you until you love me."

 
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Quote from: Sothe
Superbus will scold you if you don't read the rule and she or another admin will burn you to crisp if you break one.
Quote from: Aitherion
T is for trash.

As in Rebecca.
Quote from: Ike
you can read me like a book...  you know I'm consider bisexual polygamy

Previously known as Musashi.
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« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2008, 10:10:23 PM »

"dun let the bed bugs bite ^-^"

A simple quote, but it always made me laugh.
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« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2008, 10:13:19 PM »

"I'm predicting phail for tomorrow." -DMAJohnson

"I only have one thing to say: I'm going to FUCKING ENJOY my letter that I send into IPB demanding that they cancel my service upon expiration of my license~ <3333333333" -Superbus (staff forum post)

"People told me "Cheer up, emo kid. The updates will get better in December." Well, I'm waiting, and I don't see "better" anywhere on the horizon." -DMAJohnson

"I don't care if he DOES steal EXP, he's the freak'n Black Knight, and I'm going to pwn every flippin mother's son with Alondite as long as the chapter lasts." -DMAJohnson

"The people of the world aren't my responsibility." -Sword Saint

"No, I understand completely. Which is why I'm saying you're wrong." -DMAJohnson
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« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2008, 10:18:01 PM »

Is it just me or are most of your quotes from yourself?

Also the URLs fail.
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« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2008, 11:17:28 PM »

Blacky Wacky always had some of the best, but this one is him personified:
I know far more of this shit than you do, you little pseudointellectual twit. Do not try to play your holier-than-thou games with me because I will wreck your shit.
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« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2008, 11:35:59 PM »

"I'm predicting phail for tomorrow." -DMAJohnson

"I only have one thing to say: I'm going to FUCKING ENJOY my letter that I send into IPB demanding that they cancel my service upon expiration of my license~ <3333333333" -Superbus (staff forum post)

"People told me "Cheer up, emo kid. The updates will get better in December." Well, I'm waiting, and I don't see "better" anywhere on the horizon." -DMAJohnson

"I don't care if he DOES steal EXP, he's the freak'n Black Knight, and I'm going to pwn every flippin mother's son with Alondite as long as the chapter lasts." -DMAJohnson

"The people of the world aren't my responsibility." -Sword Saint

"No, I understand completely. Which is why I'm saying you're wrong." -DMAJohnson
Holy double HTTP, Batman!

Also, don't forget my classic to Jet, when he said he was really just a coward: "That's a tremendous understatement"
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« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2008, 06:13:05 AM »

Oh, you mean this?

JET: I have no problems with critisism, it just shouldn't come as an attack against ones judgement.
SUPERBUS: Why not? People used to question mine all the time. In fact, I welcomed it.
JET: You're tougher than I am.
SUPERBUS: That's an understatement.


Is it just me or are most of your quotes from yourself?
That, dear sir, is because I am awesome. If you want not-DMA quotes, you must add to the thread (gasp!) and post not-DMA quotes.

But since you actually do like my incredible wisdom and are just trying to deny it, I'll add some more:

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"I danced on FESS3's grave when we left. Though I hate IPB with a passion rivaled only by Donald Trump's hate for anything not green, I respect FESS4 enough that I will not dance on its grave, but beside its grave. Rest in peace, you sack of crap."

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"My Name is Blacky Wacky, King of Kings! Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair."

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"Hitler was pretty good, too, in his day. I don't know about Superbus, but I would have banned Hitler from FESS for invading Poland, even if he was the fandom's best expert in the Art forum. </random>"

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"Last I checked, FESS website != A webcomic. Unless Steve has done something really wierd lately."

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"His heart is in the right place, but his head can't seem to find the I-20 exit..."

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"I... I don't think I'm going to make it...

Tell Sword Saint that... That he can have my brain in a jar if... If he still needs my advice and... And tell Superbus... Tell him that he can have my computer... Tell Togie... He gets any cash assets left in my name... Tell Lord Glenn... To... Tell him to stay off the furniture and put the toliet seat down when he's down... Tell Blacky Wacky... To Remember to... Reset Twilkitri every 48 hours... And tell Samuraitor... Tell him... CURSE YOU, SAMU! ALL YOU'RE GONNA GET FROM ME IS MY COPY OF FINAL FANTASY XII!!!

...Uh... I... I hear bells! They're... They're ringing!... They're so... So beautiful...

...Chuck Jones? Is that... Is that you? Have you... Come to... Take me away... ...

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"GOOD GAMES GONE BAD: When Your Game Touches You in a Very Bad Place" (A topic title)

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"DMAJOHNSON: The world needs more possum guts. It's the solution to famine, war, and death.
GENERAL VEERS: [ONLY] famine, war, and death?
DMAJOHNSON: Pfft. It cures death. That gives us plenty of time to figure out how to solve everything else.
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Also the URLs fail.
That's because the forum software sucks. Besides, you don't need to see the context! >
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« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2008, 08:13:39 AM »

Blacky Wacky referring to FDR in SD
Quote from: Blacky Wacky
that paraplegic fucking communist

I lol'd.
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« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2008, 08:31:58 AM »

Tell me a good reason I would want to abduct Pierce Brosnan -Togieduo

I predict Character tomorrow: Isaac -DMAJohnson

And talking about Brawl, you owe me an online match DMA..
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« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2008, 10:16:30 AM »

And talking about Brawl, you owe me an online match DMA..

Very well. Anyone still wanting an online match with me should PM me. I can't promise I'll have time, but I'll try and play everyone that wants it.
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« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2008, 10:34:49 AM »

SUPERBUS:Who knew that all I had to do was effectively cut the balls off of my staff, in the process making myself a nervous wreck?
BURNING_PHONEIX:And so the seeds of the destruction of the Han Dynasty have been sown... 
QUANTA:Damn those Eunuchs.


Also, I can't remember what exactly the wording was but back in FESS2 in my intro thread Chris said I wasn't as good a member as my sister.
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« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2008, 11:14:58 AM »

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Most insane introduction I've ever seen.
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« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2008, 12:46:17 PM »

Very well. Anyone still wanting an online match with me should PM me. I can't promise I'll have time, but I'll try and play everyone that wants it.

Speaking of Brawl matches, Hurricane still owes me a match so I can prove once and for all that I am the #1 other #1 Brawl fan.


Anyway;  "I get my icecream out and two minutes later it's all melted "

Or something along those lines, I can't remember exactly how it went
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« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2008, 12:52:51 PM »

Quote
But since you actually do like my incredible wisdom and are just trying to deny it, I'll add some more:
I've never said anything on the matter, therefore you are wrong in assuming that I like your quotes.

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"I danced on FESS3's grave when we left. Though I hate IPB with a passion rivaled only by Donald Trump's hate for anything not green, I respect FESS4 enough that I will not dance on its grave, but beside its grave. Rest in peace, you sack of crap.
Who said this?  This is pretty fucking funny.
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