The Mitchell Report

[i am a raging faggot who loves big dicks]

Mitchell Report Released (PDF download)

I laughed so very, very hard.

    * Manny Alexander
    * Chad Allen
    * Rick Ankiel
    * David Bell
    * Mike Bell
    * Marvin Benard
    * Gary Bennett
    * Larry Bigbie
    * Barry Bonds
    * Ricky Bones
    * Kevin Brown
    * Paul Byrd
    * Alex Cabrera
    * Ken Caminiti
    * Jose Canseco
    * Mark Carreon
    * Jason Christiansen
    * Howie Clark
    * Roger Clemens
    * Paxton Crawford
    * Jack Cust
    * Brendan Donnelly
    * Chris Donnels
    * Lenny Dykstra
    * Bobby Estalella
    * Matt Franco
    * Ryan Franklin
    * Eric Gagne
    * Jason Giambi
    * Jeremy Giambi
    * Jay Gibbons
    * Troy Glaus
    * Juan Gonzalez
    * Jason Grimsley
    * Jose Guillen
    * Jerry Hairston
    * Matt Herges
    * Phil Hiatt
    * Glenallen Hill
    * Darren Holmes
    * Todd Hundley
    * Mike Judd
    * David Justice
    * Chuck Knoblauch
    * Tim Laker
    * Mike Lansing
    * Paul Lo Duca
    * Nook Logan
    * Josias Manzanillo
    * Gary Matthews
    * Mark McGwire
    * Cody McKay
    * Kent Mercker
    * Bart Miadich
    * Hal Morris
    * Dan Naulty
    * Denny Neagle
    * Rafael Palmeiro
    * Jim Parque
    * Andy Pettitte
    * Adam Piatt
    * Todd Pratt
    * Stephen Randolph
    * Adam Riggs
    * Armando Rios
    * Brian Roberts
    * John Rocker
    * F.P. Santangelo
    * Benito Santiago
    * Scott Schoeneweis
    * David Segui
    * Gary Sheffield
    * Mike Stanton
    * Ricky Stone
    * Miguel Tejada
    * Derrick Turnbow
    * Ismael Valdes
    * Mo Vaughn
    * Randy Velarde
    * Ron Villone
    * Fernando Vina
    * Rondell White
    * Matt Williams
    * Todd Williams
    * Steve Woodard
    * Kevin Young
    * Gregg Zaun


The only Sox players implicated while they were still with the Sox: Jack Cust and Mike Lansing. (Vaughn bought HGH in June 2001, and Clemens started in '98 in Toronto.) I guess this absolves Dan Duquette of the blame for running Roger out of town.

I read the entire damn thing. I'm gleeful. There are actually images of the canceled checks used to buy the shit!

[Superbus]

I don't give two shits about the big names on this list because there are so many names on there. I can't really say "OK, this proves that X shouldn't be in the Hall of Fame" because so many players were involved. This scratches the surface, to me; this is really the testimony of two trainers, and no players, who were kept back by the union with the specific purpose of discrediting the report.

Although I'm sure that Blacky Wacky is giddy because the Big Bad Yankees, including the Evil, Villainous Roger Clemens, have been implicated, but I think there's more to this, and more names that could come across. It proved to me only what I think it needed to: baseball as a whole has a MAJOR drug culture that needs to be rectified.

Then again, so does football, basketball, even Hockey probably has an underside to it. And none of them are close to "sports" like Professional Wrestling, cycling or even tennis.

[i am a raging faggot who loves big dicks]

Oh, I think Clemens should go into the hall of fame. Didn't say he shouldn't.

This is a personal amusement. I am entirely unashamed to admit that this list gives me a nice big stiffy.

[Bulbasaur]

I'm disappointed that Pettitte is on there but I don't care much about it either way.

[i am a raging faggot who loves big dicks]

It's shockingly obvious. Look at him when he came up and look at him 2-3 years ago (pre-testing).

I guess his talking about pitching "another ten years" won't quite fly.

[Bulbasaur]

Yeah he does look a little more "thick" when comparing photos. I shouldn't have been surprised though, he was on the Grimsley Affidavit too I think.