Come on, you can come up with a better thread title then that.

...Actually... No. >_> Unless you would have liked me to use "Hiiiiiii! *waves*" as a title... I'm... not that good with words. My apologies.
Salutations, comrade, and welcome to FESS. Ignore the silly avatar, it's a seasonal thing.
You're not a fourteen year old, so you probably aren't going to accidentally break any rules if you read them--it seems trivial, but there are a couple specifics at FESS that aren't the standard for pretty much all of these vidya game forums across the net (i.e., no spamming, trolling, flaming, illegal content, etc.) You're also not unintelligent, so if you just try to put some effort into all your posts you'll probably gain some respect and carve out a niche for yourself relatively quickly.
I did read that manual thingy a few times, yes... I didn't notice much I hadn't expected, though. Well... Apart from that COPPA thingy, but... *reads it again*
...Oh, right... Advertising. I can live with that... it's not like I have anything to advertise.
Or, of course, you could take the, more tread, other path and just never post beyond this topic and maybe a couple others. Definitely less of a time commitment in the long run, but it makes you question why you joined this board in the first place.
I'll try to stay more active than that.
Though I won't promise anything...